also since when does BLAIR WALDORF wear leggings as pants and wear headbands? ….what are they doing to Blair
but I seriously wish they would bring back Blair’s bulimia. Loved that storyline
All time favorite quote of Gossip Girl
Blair Waldorf: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been… a while since my last confession.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair Waldorf: [sighs] After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I… succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he’s a total pig who’ll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair Waldorf: Sorry. Truthfully, I’m not even Catholic.
BLAIR NOW IS YOUR TIME TO BE HONEST WITH DAN. SHOW HIM HOW HAPPY YOU ARE WITH CHUCK OR TELL DAN YOU LOVE HIM
BLAIR EVEN SERENA KNOWS YOU LOVE CHUCK. DON’T YOU LOVEEEE HIM?
BLAIR YOU’RE WITH CHUCK. BE YOUR HAPPY SELF! THE HAPPIEST YOU’VE EVER BEEN. JESUS YOU’RE GLOWING WITH HAPPINESS
IT’S SO OBVIOUS. I LOVE CHUCK. ALWAYS HAVE. I’M SO EXCITED TO TELL HIM I LOVE HIM. THEN I’LL FINALLY FIND THE HAPPINESS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
I’M SO HAPPY YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES
BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE. SO HAPPY <3
I CHOOSE YOU CHUCK. I CHOOSE YOU AND I’LL FIGHT FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY. BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT THAT I FINALLY DECIDED. SO READY TO BE WITH YOU. I LOVE YOU!!
more like the evil dick-taker of trash
- Married by 20
- Divorced by 20
- Gets pregnant
- Doesn’t go to college
- Dates 3 men in a year very seriously, each time making a last second decision to break up/get back together with a different man
- Has no real job, or career she has worked for
- Focuses all time on relationships